Tuesday, 8 September 2015

Dinner with Muhammad's family

Muhammed, the loom worker, is my friend and one of the smiliest people I have ever met. He has a wonderful smile, lighting up his face and lighting up my spirit. He is also one of the most Muslim of Moroccans, climbing out from under the loom to don his djellaba and rush off to the nearby mosque at every call to prayer. He also delicately asked one day if we could cut the music off the laptops – the ‘boys’ in the shop were showing me some local singers – as there were special sung prayers going on at the mosque, all the while apologizing profusely.

He sits there working that loom all day, from 9 to about 6, with a short break for lunch – sitting on the floor of the shop at the back – and even shorter breaks for the mosque runs. One whole day’s work results in one shawl or scarf (though they are quite large) – and he has to concentrate quite hard on the fine threads, although is often looking up and flashing me one of his smiles to reassure me.

We communicate largely by smiles, as Muhammed has no English or French and until recently my Arabic was limited to greetings and asking how much? (so I got quite good with the numbers too).

I have another friend in the shop – Mustafa – who speaks very good English, and so he generally does the translating when Muhammed and I want to get on to anything more complex than enquiring after each other’s health.

It was quite of a challenge, then, when Muhammed asked me to his house for dinner, to meet his wife and children. He told me (through Mustafa) that his home was about 3km away and that we could walk there, and we agree to go at 6 that day (like all Moroccans, Muhammad has a fancy mobile, so I presume he phoned to warn his wife).

Muhammad has a bicycle and the ‘walk’ home turns out to be a 45-minute canter, charging across busy roads and weaving through people and donkeys and carts and bikes as the sun goes down. We slow down when we get to an area where the streets are just teeming with activity, every shop a fascinating display for me, but no time to stop and look …

Finally we are heading down an alley and ‘dar’ (home) is at the bottom. Muhammad calls up the dark stairs ‘Maryam!’ and a young girl – his daughter – comes down and lights me up the stairs with the help of a mobile … for Muhammad has once again rushed off to the mosque.

Upstairs I find one room the size of an average lounge, on one side of which there is a low coffee-style table, two sofas and a big TV, and on the other a large double bed: it is clear the whole family live and sleep in this room. Yusuf, the six-year-old, bounces about cheekily on the bed and Miriam introduces me to her mother Leila – at least I think she does cos Miriam doesn’t speak French or English either (she IS only 9).

Leila brings in a tray of mint tea: we are waiting for Muhammad’s return and our lack of a common language is trying. We focus on the tea and sugar – I make big faces about how disgusting tea is without sugar as the men in the shop have started this, and we all laugh. Maryam fetches her French homework book and I try to help, but someone has already filled in the answers and they are all wrong!

Out goes Leila again and I realise that there is a communal kitchen on the landing, where there are also washing facilities. She comes back with bowls of harira soup and plates of dates and Muhammad, at last. There is also bread to dip into the delicious harira, brimful of chickpeas and cumin and lentils (this is a vegetarian one).

This is dinner for the family, I realise, although Yusuf’s not having any – he´s too busy showing off his acrobatic displays on the bed.

Then I feel a need for the facilities. I say ‘toilette’ and know they will get it, but they all look alarmed. ‘Amara!’, says Leila, and then, as I make for the landing, ‘Amara!’ repeats Muhammad with more urgency. Then nine-year-old Maryam hands me a towel and I think ‘Amara’ must mean loo paper and that I need to use this, so I take it and make for the place. ‘Amaraaa’, squeals Maryam as I go to open the door ahead … and then I hear noises inside. Aaah, ‘amara’ means occupied!


Tuesday, 28 July 2015

Lake Lalla Takerkoust - or the Barraj


On a hot Ramadan Sunday, Marrakech really does become a little insufferable, so I decide to leave the pink walls behind and go visit a pretty reservoir lake I had read about.

The lake of Lalla Takerkoust lies some 35 km south of Marrakech, and so I go to where buses and ‘grande’ collective taxis line up for places in that direction. The drivers seem vague about buses, but grande taxis go they say. In Marrakech these taxis are all 1970s Mercedes – one of my favourite models – and all beige (in Rabat, in keeping with the buildings, they are all white and in Essaouira blue and white). They are also always stuffed to the gills: four in the back, three in the front.

‘Lalla Takerhoust?’ I enquire of one of these Mercedes drivers and am directed across the road to a petrol station, where a man stands by a slightly larger and newer vehicle. I ask him and he says ‘how many?’: apparently he will take a group of me for a sum about ten times as much as the regulars go for.

No, no, I insist, ‘makein fluss’ (I have no money): I am just me and I want to go with all the others like a regular.  Ok, ok, he shrugs, and so begins the usual attempt to collect others to go by shouting out loudly ‘Barraj, barraj!’. (The word for dam is ‘barrage’ in French.)

After a while, an old man with one remaining tooth, skull cap and a large sack of vegetables turns up and indicates he wants to go. But, that seems to be it … so, desperate to get there, I join in yelling out ‘Barraj, barraj’, from my standpoint in the shade by the petrol pumps with other drivers..

Eventually one more man turns up (not sure whether he is attracted by my Barraj call or the driver’s) and as we have now been here for about 40 minutes, I decide I might as well pay for two-thirds of the fare so that we can GO.

Off we set, windows all down to allow in as much hot air as possible and the driver puts some Berber music on the CD and we all clap and sway along to it. One Tooth particularly gets into the spirit of it all, as does – rather alarmingly – the driver, whose clapping means that the wheel is regularly unmanned.

Still we get to the town of Barraj (or Lalla Takerkoust) in one piece and my fellow passengers instantly disappear. Not much in this town apart from huge great barraj looming over everything – and now the driver tells me that the actual lake is another 6km further on. In 39 degrees of sultry heat the walk does not seem too tempting, so I accept his offer to take me there for a further fee ...

And the lake is a real treat. Despite being man-made – the Baraj was built by the French in the 1930s to provide Marrakech with water and electricity – it is a very pretty lake with lots of twists and curves and covey inlets. Easy paths to follow, either along the shores or up and down little hills with lovely views and shady trees – no wonder the Marrakshis all normally come out here for picnics on Sundays.

The French called the lake Cavagnac (something to do with Christians immured in a cave and plunged by God into a mystic sleep), but the locals ignored that and called it Lalla Takerkoust after the lady saint protector of the area, who is buried in the nearby town of Amizmiz.
Amizmiz is near the source of the lake, where the water is reputed to have therapeutic qualities: apparently the sick of Marrakech go there and cover their feet with breadcrumbs so that they will be nibbled by the water turtles.

But today there are no picnickers and no people with sore feet (apart from me). It was Ramadan after all, and so – apart from a few fishermen, some small groups of boy swimmers and a goatherd with his goats – I have the run of the place to myself.  I wander around contentedly, remembering the lake scenes from Hideous Kinky, which were definitely filmed here, and finally settle under a tree for a bit of a sleep.

The sleep does not last long as I am disturbed by the arrival of some boys on quad bikes – probably not one of the more soothing attractions at the lake. They are very well behaved BUT, well, they are noisy. And – much as I love the wilderness of my area – I do gaze longingly across the water at what looks like a restaurant from which some pedalos are lazily making their way across the water.

It is a hot sultry day, as I have already mentioned, and so I descend for a paddle and the coolish water is very welcome. I would dearly love a swim, but decide that this is Out of the Question as I a) do not have a costume and b) am the only female around. There IS some sort of a policeman making the rounds on a quieter kind of quad bike but still I decide that I will wait till the next time I come, when I will hire all of the man’s taxi and bring a group and a picnic.

From my paddling area I can see yet more trails for walking, and also a clearer view emerges of the Atlas mountain range, which would be stunning on a cooler, clearer day. Also I spot some other restaurant-type places and what looks like private beaches. But perhaps they are closed today as it is Ramadan.

The quads are long gone and so are the swimmers and so is my bottle of water. Now is time for the return journey. I set off on the road back to the town of Barraj and am there surprisingly quickly – it is probably more like 3 than 6 kilometres.

Hot work, though, that walk, scorching. So the sight of a white frothy river tumbling over boulders far down below the town is just too much to resist. I race down there and douse my head in the cool clear water, much cooler than the lake. The local youth seem unfazed by my presence – all is cool, cool, cool, and Allah Akhbar.

Back up in the town of Barraj I find that there IS a bus service to Marrakech after all. And the fare is 7 dirhams, about one tenth of what I paid to come out here. Taxi drivers – they are the same all over the world …

But hey, now I know all about the lake and am looking forward to bringing a picnic party in slightly cooler weather!







Sunday, 19 July 2015

Ramadan in Marrakech: how to be awed

How do people survive for sixteen hours on no food and no drink – not even a drop of water – during Ramadan? Well here in Marrakech I witness it every day … and I am stunned by the stamina of the people, by their stoic determination to observe the saim/saima (fast), but most of all by their overwhelming faith, their conviction that there is a God up there and that He will protect and help you if only you pray enough.

And as if sixteen hours without food or liquid aren’t enough of an ordeal just to survive, try to imagine what it is like when the temperature is in the mid-40s daily, as it is now! And then go one step further and try to imagine what it’s like to be a builder: because during the month of Ramadan the majority of restaurants and cafés are closed until sunset, many owners of buildings will take advantage of this ‘low’ season to renovate or restore them. So it is not an uncommon sight to see ladders and scaffolding and paint pots – and men toiling in overalls under the full glare of the sun, men who have not drunk a drop of water since 4am ...

There are of course Ramadan exemptions for certain categories: children and old people; sick people; and people who are on journeys … though I am not clear about this last one as when I was coming back from Rabat on the train everyone waited until the sunset – and then the man with a trolley did a roaring business, and smokers gathered in huddles at the end of each carriage.

In Morocco the King formally changes the hour for the month of Ramadan, so that the sun will go down an hour earlier and the people do not have to wait until too late for their ‘ftour’ - the ‘breakfast’ (made me think about the literal sense of the word) meal they take at 7.45 each evening. From about 7 all the cafés are preparing plates of ftour for everyone – this usually consists of a bowl of harira soup, a pancake, a hard-boiled egg, some dates, yogurt, fruit juice, and maybe some sweet cakes.

Everyone is waiting for the imams in the mosques to make the 7.45 call – as the words ‘Allahu Akhbar’ (God is great) ring out around the city, the people can finally break their fast ...

And even before the Imam has begun that prayer, an utter silence has descended on the city. The streets are completely deserted, all the more astounding because this city is normally one non-stop heaving belching mass of traffic and humanity. At 7.45 the street outside my hotel – usually the same chaotic cram of honking buses, motorbikes, taxis, bicycles, horses and carts,  – is totally dead. The first time I was here in Ramadan I just went and stood in the middle of the road and gaped. I could not quite believe my eyes. The stillness. The silence.

Meanwhile the Moroccans set to on their harira soup and boiled eggs, no matter the weather. They tell me it is important for the digestive system not to eat heavy, fatty food after a day's fasting – and after a day or two’s experiment I can see the sense of that. It is also apparently quite healthy for the body to purge itself this way for one month a year ... again Moroccans say there has been research conducted into the Ramadan fasting system, and the body seems to benefit (although I cannot for the life of me understand how going 16 hours in 45 degrees of heat without water can be good for the kidneys.)

So there you go: Moroccans say everything Allah ordained was for the good of his people – he had thought it all out. The fasting is good, as is avoiding pig, a dirty animal they say: it will only bring you infection and stomach problems. Every day during Ramadan the local newspaper carries an article on a subject covered by the Koran which has subsequently been proved scientifically …

As for what the Koran has to say about alcohol, well … you will find here that Moroccans are divided. Being a frequenter myself of places where alcohol can be obtained, I see many people I know to be Muslims partaking … and they don't hold back. But when it comes to Ramadan, wow!... they are all drinking Coke and coffee!

I am not sure whether I find this hypocritical, as some Moroccans do, or not. In a way it’s a bit like Catholics giving up things for Lent I suppose. But Catholics are not asked to avoid them during the rest of the year – and Muslims are. Still, the human flesh is weak and people must have treats.

I can only think, however, that it’s a good thing Muhammad didn’t have anything to say about marijuana … kif is generally accepted here, just as long as you are not too blatant about it, and it seems to be indulged in even more during Ramadan. So, if you can’t have your usual kick, at least there’s another one waiting in the shadows.

And those shadows are important, because the Moroccans’ attitude is: if you can’t resist, then OK, do it … but don’t do it out in the open; do it in the privacy of your own home!

But back to the drink: The first drink anyone actually has at the ‘ftour’ is usually a fruit juice – the Moroccans are very inventive with their juices (as indeed they are with almost everything) and you can have some exquisite mixtures: freshly squeezed beetroot and orange is the on trend drink in Marrakech this year and my particular favourite. But lemon and ginger also works really well (this often has some herbs in as well), as does a delicious combination of avocado, milk and almonds. Orange and cucumber, orange and carrot, melon, banana juice with milk, apple and orange – all these are on the menu.

Apart from giving your body a digestive break, the main point of Ramadan is of course to review your faith and pass a very holy month praying fervently for an improvement in every part of your life and your faith. One of the five pillars of Islam is about giving helping the poor with donations whenever you can (and on Ramadan’s last day, the ‘azakat’ tradition means that everyone finds a little something to give to the poor).

During Ramadan, people come to my hotel every evening a short while before sunset with an empty bowl ... and they are never turned away. In fact, pots of extra soup are prepared so that everyone who wishes can get a bowl of harira.

One Saturday night I was on my way to meet a friend and I saw something even more moving. It was about 7.40 and so the streets were deserted ... as before, with everyone either at home, or racing there, in order to share the ‘break fast’ ritual. So, the only people to be seen at that hour are odd groups of disconcerted tourists who do not understand what is going on ...

But that Saturday night I saw a man ahead of me, who looked really down-and-out and was rifling through bins and pulling out paper cups and drinking what was left in them.

Wary Western woman that I am, I was just thinking of crossing the road to avoid him ... when a car appeared from nowhere and stopped by the man. A small boy got out of the car and handed him a bag of food. The man looked amazed and motioned whether it was really for him and the small boy said ‘Yes, enjoy’, smiled, and got back in the car, which drove off just as rapidly as it had appeared.

And every Moroccan to whom I have told this moving story says the same: that to give to others poorer than you is Islam and you do it whenever you can. In fact, there are lots of beggars in the street and I see more Moroccans giving them coins than any of us suspicious Westerners ...

But probably the most powerfully moving aspect of Ramadan is the very demonstration of the people’s faith. There are normally five calls to prayer a day, but during Ramadan  the Imam summons people to pray a special sixth extra prayer for Ramadan – called the Tarawihh.

The call for this particular prayer goes out about 9.30 and way before then preparations have been put in place in the Pink City. Railings bar the busy main road  from the old medina to the Ville Nouvelle (Avenue Mohammed VI) so that the traffic is diverted away from the great Koutoubia mosque. Then thousands upon thousands of people flock to the square in front of the mosque to join in the haunting sung prayer. The men are all in their traditional jellabas and there must be over 20,000 people there each night - to see them bend and stand and bow down again, and listen to the sung prayers, is absolutely humbling and awe-inspiring ( I have a top view from the roof of my hotel).

In the last week there are more special prayers that begin at 2am – again the road is barricaded, around 1.30, and the faithful make their way to the same rush mats outside the Koutoubia. I wake to the strains of the sung prayers floating through my window … and they go on until about 3.30.

The 27th night is extra special as it is believed to be the night that Mohammed received the revelations that would later form the Koran. The people make a special meal for the sunset breakfast, and that night those who can and wish (of course) will pray all night until 6 in the morning. They then go to visit their loved ones in the cemetery the next day.

On my last night this time in Marrakech – the 28th night of Ramadan – I was walking back towards the Koutoubia along the main Avenue Mohammed V about 11.30 and it became apparent that the road ahead was already closed to traffic. The nearer I came to the mosque the more densely packed with people the road was. I could barely move for thousands and thousands leaving the square – definitely more than normal.

My friend Aziz saw me and yelled: ‘Come with me to the roof to watch’ and we dashed up there. He explained that the Imam at the Koutoubia had declared that tonight was the last night of the Tarawihh prayer – even though Ramadan wasn’t over. So more people than ever had turned up. But why finish before Ramadan, I wanted to know. He’s tired, I think, says Aziz, but it turned out that he (the Imam) had simply finished singing his way through all the special prayers two days early.

You’d have thought he could have timed it a bit better – but in a way that’s what I like about Morocco: nothing is ever that straightforward and explanations are always a little hazy. It keeps a kind of mystery there.



Saturday, 15 March 2014

Fun on the food stalls at night in the Jemaa

In the evenings in Marrakech, the best fun is to be had eating at one of the food stalls in the fabulous Jemaa el Fna - the huge heaving mass of vitality that is the old medina's central square. In the day it's fabulous enough - the vast square sits around the shops that border the souks in a kind of L shape and there are snake charmers, monkeys, acrobats, and henna artists galore. All kinds of characters put their blankets and goods on the ground in colourful and artistic displays and the fresh juice stalls do a roaring trade - at 4 dirhams (under 40 cents) a tall glass of orange juice, it's just too good a bargain to miss.

But it's at night that the Jemaa really comes alive. Groups of men gather round story tellers from the mountains, bands of musicians get going, thrumming on their drums, and row upon row of exotic food stalls, lit by gaslight, and displaying mountains of delicious-looking dishes, appear in front of it all. They are all numbered and the trick then is to persuade as many people as you can to your stall, so the air is filled with cries in every language, as both Marrekshis and foreigners are lured to the benches. Those stallholders have perfected the art of persuading people to eat their food in as many languages as I have ever heard!

I eat out there in the Jemaa as often as possible, not only because it is great value, but because it is also the source of high entertainment. In the winter, the harira soup is a winner at 5 dirhams - for 50p you have a delicious combination of chick peas and lentils and cumin and coriander and tomatoes and onions. Oh, and sometimes meat too! And there is just about every other Moroccan dish under the sun available, with all the usual tagines and cous-cous and fish ... and a whole plate never costs more than 3 or 4 euros.

There are also strange and slightly terrifying things like sliced sheep's head, tripe and calves' feet - but these are just a little bit beyond my range.

I have great fun talking to the men on the stalls, who all want to learn as much of every European language as they can, so that they can perfect their powers of persuasion. So I give them lessons in Spanish and Italian, and they return the favour with me in Arabiya ... I learn how to stop annoying salesmen with 'Skot! Stacheni frasi': I think this means 'enough of your stupid remarks' but am not 100% sure ... it always stops them in their tracks anyway.

Hisham and Rachid, two of my favourites at stall no 30 (but on some nights they are mysteriously at no 43), keep me there as long as possible on lonely nights with complimentary glasses of mint tea ... the longer I stay there, after all, the more chance they have of luring other tourists in ... I oblige by backing up their sales cries with convincing tales of how delicious it all is. Soon I think they are going to let me eat there for nothing - especially in the winter, when it is so much more of a struggle to pack 'em in.

They are all so good-natured and tolerant, these laid-back Moroccan men. Old ladies approach, trying to sell packets of tissues and young sub-Saharan boys bring their carvings - and Hisham and Rachid have a teasing way with them, but somehow they never offend. When snooty city women from Casablanca turn their noses up at their approach, and impatient tourists push them out of their way, they just shrug their shoulders. One young woman from Rabat sitting next to me suddenly screamed at them one night, and left in a fury. 'Crazy!', says Hisham cheerfully.

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Wednesday, 5 March 2014

26 voitures full of winter clothes

When I was in Marrakech in February it was unseasonably cold and I simply had not taken enough clothes. I could have bought a djellaba in the souk, but I've done that before and when you get back home you never wear it again (it's like a lovely embroidered felt dressing-gown with a big hood, but there's no zip opening - ie, you have to pull it on over your head and then you're sort of enveloped inside it - a bit like a onesie except it doesn't have any trousers).

So one morning I descended the stairs decidedly disgruntled, having frozen half to death in the night. Thami, the hotel manager, is concerned by my appearance. I explain I just don't have the clothes for the winter - I have left winter behind in England and expected warmer climes here.

He tells me he has the solution: there are 26 voitures in the 'garage' behind the hotel and they are all selling warm clothes.

Excitedly I walk behind the hotel, but I see a road and I don't see any garage (Thami's directions are often a bit mystifying). So I go back to him and say I can't find it. He checks around, then takes me by the hand and leads me through the hotel kitchens to a small door ... and opening this we enter into a vast sandy yard, which is simply full of small white vans - more than 26 I reckon. And out of the back of these vans are appearing mounds and mounds of tracksuits, long tops, fleecy dressing gowns and pyjamas ... and loads and loads of sports stuff. All in quite the most extraordinarily vivid colours ...

Just as soon as these mounds accumulate they disappear, as they are packed onto trailer-type things, which strong young men pull away, out of the yard - they are heading for the souks and the shops lining them, where they will set up instant stalls and try their luck.

None of these men speak any French - a rare thing in Marrakech. But these men have come from outside town, their imported Chinese goods from God knows where. And they will not have had much of an education, if any ... hence their language is confined to Arabic or Berber.

Moroccans who are fortunate enough to go to school have half their lessons in French - hence their immaculate control of both language and accent, something I envy them for sooo much (having studied French from the age of about 5 to A-level, I still sound like someone on a beginner's course ... with an Italian accent).

Unfortunately the colours of the clothes produced by the voitures are all just a bit too much for me in the first light of the morning, and I let the men go on their way, their first chance for a sale at the gates to the yard, where a gaggle of women have gathered - they are not going to walk all the way to the Jemaa to have their pick!

Wednesday, 12 February 2014

Mustafa is grumpy with me - but he loves the King!

Mustafa is stout, in his fifties, and limps. But he has lovely almond eyes and a nice smile and if he makes an effort he can be quite winning in his way. He is the night manager in my hotel – he comes in at 8pm every night and stays until 10.30 the following morning. He closes the main door at midnight, but only locks it at 3, when he can allow himself a short sleep until 5 – at which point he opens the door again.

With this shortage of sleep he is understandably rather grumpy at times. I had imagined that he would spend a lot of the daytime off asleep but no, he tells me he has to shop and cook for his mother (Mustafa has never married – he says this is because weddings are expensive and he is poor but I imagine the real explanation might be a bit more complex).

His mother is only 72, but she is diabetic and never leaves the house he says. He says he has to pay so much for her medication that he is never left with any money. I find it strange that a woman of 72 is so incapacitated and say that my father is 87 and goes out of the house every day.

Hmmmf, that´s because we work very hard in Maroc, it´s a poor country and we work much longer hours than your father, he retorts. I wonder how he knows how many hours my father worked, but decide to leave it. Mustafa is often, as I say, quite grumpy.

Well I am very sorry for her, I say. And very sorry that you have to pay so much for the medicaments. We are very lucky in England that we can have all this quite cheaply.

Mustafa looks even crosser. Yes, you people are rich and you don´t have to pay for anything!

But your King is so rich, I say. Do you not mind that? He doesn´t even pause to consider: ´no I love the king´, he says. And then, on considering, ´je l´aime beaucoup´.


Boy, does that King rock in Morocco …

Tuesday, 11 February 2014

The King in Marrakech


The King in Marrakech

Outside the Koutoubia mosque I see cleaning lorries and men with large brooms and buckets. The walls are being painted pinker than ever. Down the middle of Avenue Mohammed V groups of men are arranging artistic displays of big red Moroccan flags with the golden star placed strategically – and broad red bands featuring the same golden star are stretched high above the roads and between trees in the park

Yes, if we hadn’t worked it out from the presence of the police in the hotel, we would for sure have sensed it outside – the King is in town and an expectant atmosphere somehow raises the spirits (well, it raised mine anyway)

Coming out of the souks, we were passing the high walls of the Palais Dar el-Bacha – an exquisite place with even more fabulous gardens which has been taken over by the King’s mother – and were struck by the amount and variety of guards outside its huge wooden gates. There were normal policemen, there were soldiers, there were the shiny suits … and there were also members of the King’s Special Police, dressed smartly in stunning red and white outfits. They all looked very handsome, and I approached, harbouring a notion of taking a quick photo, but was quickly told to move on – and, in fact, to cross the road.

Now we turned the bend in the road we could see it was closed to traffic and people were gathering on one side, clutching headscarves and chattering amongst themselves. It was clear something was about to happen.

And then suddenly a cavalcade of black gleaming cars came screeching by, appearing as if from nowhere. Mercedes after Mercedes, BMW after BMW. Sleek cleanly shaven chauffeurs in the front, and behind … almost always one solitary man, either dressed in traditional cream djellaba with the hood up, or military uniform. No women. Then more cars with diplomatic plates, then nothing.

The King must have passed by already and we have missed him, we thought, for surely the King would go first? But the people were lingering, still excited. I decided to ask a tall imposing gentleman, standing outside a large spice shop on the side of the road.

‘No, the King will not come yet! Come inside and sit down and have some tea and wait’.

This is not always the best idea where selling is concerned but this man was different. Underneath his djellaba he revealed he was wearing jeans from New York, his English was from the same origin, and he was keen to talk. He explained that the king was going with heads of 40 Islamic states and various other dignitaries to lead them in prayers at the great Sidi Bel Abbes mosque (men only).

Soon we were being shown all over the stunning, three-storeyed, house that lay behind the shop – our man had done well from his US education. I was worrying that we might miss the king …but suddenly there were hoots and horns from the street! And we ran back outside, just in time to see a carefully choreographed collection of police motorbikes come roaring by, lights flashing in the warm dusk, and horns blazing for all they were worth. There must have been about 100 of them … and they were announcing the arrival of an Important Presence.

And then before my eyes appeared the longest Mercedes I have ever seen. Elegant and ancient and black, it must have been a 1950s model (dating from when Morocco gained its independence?) and it was gliding slowly along the road.

And standing up in the middle – appearing through the roof – there he was at last, the King of Morocco. Portly in his cream djellaba, he had his hood down so that everyone could see his cheery round face beaming - really beaming - as he waved at us all.

We all waved back and fell into reverential clapping and cheering. And afterwards stood around discussing him and the cavalcade. Heavens knows why it was such an emotional moment, but it really was. Everybody in Morocco loves the king … and if there are people who don’t, they weren’t around Rue Fatima that night.


So, one of the richest men in the world rules over one of its poorest countries. And yet its citizens love him. How does he do it? Subject for another blog!